Scott Hanselman

Funny to everyone except the POOR SCHMUCK who can't see the missing semicolon. And heaven help the guy who points it out...

Damn you're a good blogger Scott. You really are just the best.
I haven't read you in about a week, but I come back and everything you've said is just gold. (And printable gold too, thanks to that stylesheet!)

Leon

Urgh.

I just did a mon-wed trip to DC to make nice with a customer and try to fix an SSL /TLS problem they were having between us their customers mainframe.

We've been back and forward on it for a while, traces, logs, even adding a bunch of instrumentation to the code to try to figure out what was (or more corretly was not) going on.
Tuesday morning was spent with our Sys Dev in front of our own mainframe in Maryland trying to figure out what other logging we could turn on in CICS to track this thing down, and why the hell it worked just fine going against our mainframe, but not the customers.

Tuesday afternoon , around 2pm my cell phone rings (I'm with the customer). "Hey Ian, I was just looking at that code again, and the SSL initialisation could be wrong. try a 23 not a 2 in that api name".

10 minutes later we have a working conversation between our system and the mainframe once again.

There was no missing semi colon, there was a missing '3'. coast to coast trip, umpteen hours staring at code, and log files, and mainframe traces. 1 missing character in a stupidly named api.

Still don't know why our own mainframe didn't fail, but I think it may have silently negotiated down (although the logs don't show that). Now we have to make it fail, or our regresion tests are useless.

Still, the customer is happy, as are their customers - which I suppose is the main thing.

Richard - the guy who pointed it out is a hero! I was starting to run out of options.

Bastard code bug ninjas......
That's why whenever I find a particularly tricky bug I yell, "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

This is 100% funny in itself, funnier for me, because I was writing a document for some of the bosses and admins at work and I don't quite know how, but my spell checker some how, some way, took like 38 instances of "non-JS" in an article about the ability of some browsers in our hand-held arsenal that were non java script enabled and changed it to "ninjas". I don't remember telling it to do that, but as the email went out and replies about ninjas started coming back to me, I saw the title of your post in my Outlook aggregator and thought "Scott doesn't work for us, how'd he find out about that" Thanks for scaring the something out of me.