Scott Hanselman

Patching OFFLINE Systems with Windows Update

January 18, '07 Comments [4] Posted in Tools
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A number of listeners wrote in with answers to my question - how can I update a Windows system that's NOT connected to the Internet, given ~70 updates and 6 reboots needed to get an XP SP2 system "up to date?"

I had a lot of trouble - as the de facto IT manager for my family - while in Tanzania trying to bring systems up to a safe standard without even dial-up internet.

I brought my trusty 2gig USB stick along with a pile of Portable Apps and the usual suspects for anti-crapware and general malware. I didn't realize that I could have brought the latest patches and rollups as well in an easy-to-install form.

Thanks folks!

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Scott Hanselman is a former professor, former Chief Architect in finance, now speaker, consultant, father, diabetic, and Microsoft employee. I am a failed stand-up comic, a cornrower, and a book author.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 6:34:30 AM UTC
Don't forget http://www.ryanvm.net/msfn/updatepack.html
Thursday, January 18, 2007 11:14:41 AM UTC
If the computers are without even dial-up access to the Internet, aren't they already de facto "safe"? What, exactly, are the 70 updates and 6 reboots attempting to protect against, in that case?
Michael Dorfman
Thursday, January 18, 2007 6:21:17 PM UTC
Dorf - it's more accurate to say that they are "occasionally connected" systems.
Thursday, January 18, 2007 9:51:50 PM UTC
I've been using this method over at Smithii.com. (http://smithii.com/?q=node/12) He updates it every month after Patch Tuesday (have they trademarked that name yet? :) and use it now instead of ghost to nuke & pave a machine quick-like without having to do 100+mb of Windows Updates.

There's a variant to update the local machine, or you can just burn all the downloaded patches from your download directory. He's got a .mak file for use with cygwin that creates and burns an ISO, but I just used the batch file version and then used the Nero instructions to make a bootable cd from The Elder Geek (http://www.theeldergeek.com/slipstreamed_xpsp2_cd_nero.htm)

After running through the script a couple times, I can't tell you enough how VITAL wget.exe somewhere in your path is, otherwise it uses your default browser to download the patches, and that's a lot of clicking for no good reason.
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