A Poor Man's Computer Virus
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I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. It cracked me up though - today in my Inbox:
Hi, I am a Portuguese virus, but because of the poor technology and lack of money in my country I am not able to do anything with your computer. So, please be kind and delete an important file on your system and then forward me to other users. Thank you.
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May 24, 2004 10:55
It was an Irish virus when I got it. We had best watch, it may mutate!!! :)
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BUENOS DIAS!!
JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVED A MEHICAN COMPUTER BIRUS!!!!!
SINCE WE ARE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED
IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS.
FIRST SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE JOU KNOW,
THEN DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE.
TANK JOU FOR YELPING ME.
JULIO MANUEL GARCIA - HACKER PRIMERO
JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVED A MEHICAN COMPUTER BIRUS!!!!!
SINCE WE ARE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED
IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS.
FIRST SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE JOU KNOW,
THEN DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE.
TANK JOU FOR YELPING ME.
JULIO MANUEL GARCIA - HACKER PRIMERO
Although I was not the one who sent you this joke, it was probably some other Brazilian. Brazil's pass-time #2 (right below soccer) is telling (unfair) jokes about our good friends, the Portuguese. I think each country has its own version of these jokes, targeted at some other country.
Augh! Your low-tech virus somehow made it past all my virus checking software and appeared on my screen!
Next, on Fox, when memes attack...
Next, on Fox, when memes attack...
Doh! Now I have to reformat! That virus wiped out half of my files and now I can't boot!
Portuguese virus? Low Tech? Only a fucking moron would tell that about my country´s technological devellopment... Tell me, are you from colombia or something like that? Because there is where the techy world is, for sure...
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