"Sure, our software interoperates. It interoperates the same way the U.S. does in Iraq."
"Dude, you're playing Jenga with our Object Model."
"I don't like the whole [ServiceContract] attribute. It's too loose. How about ServiceEdict? ServiceFatwa? ServiceDogma?"
Scott Hanselman is a former professor, former Chief Architect in finance, now speaker, consultant, father, diabetic, and Microsoft employee. I am a failed stand-up comic, a cornrower, and a book author.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my employer's view in any way.