I was talking with a friend and they asked some question about my insulin pump or something and I realized I’d never explained diabetes to him. I did, and he said, “you explained this in 15 minutes better than it’s ever been explained to me. You should blog it.”
So I have a place to point people (and you do too!) here’s:
There are two types of Diabetics:
They are so different it’s a shame they are both called Diabetes.
“Worldwide, there are about 171 million diabetics, but only about 10 percent of those have Type 1 diabetes. The vast majority have Type 2 diabetes, which is linked to obesity. In the United States, about 900,000 to 1.8 million people have Type 1 diabetes, the American Diabetes Association says.” [Wired]
You are flying from L.A. to New York. You have to maintain a consistent altitude the whole way.
Note: For this analogy we will focus on a good cruising altitude and pretend that taking off and landings aren’t important.
Food raises blood sugar (altitude.) Insulin lowers it. Non-diabetics don’t have to think about altitude, as you all have a working pancreas (autopilot) and don’t sweat altitude. Diabetics, on the other hand, have to constantly wonder if they are at a safe altitude. Staying at a consistently high altitude (high blood sugar) will eventually make you sick; while a low altitude (low blood sugar) will kill you quickly.
When I prick my finger to check my blood sugar with a glucose test strip, that’s an altitude check. I want to know how I’m doing. Each time I do it, it costs about 70 US cents. So, I can only afford about 200 test strips a month, which is about 7 finger pricks a day.
Each time I feel I need to lower my blood sugar, I take insulin. In the old days I took a manual shot by measuring the insulin and filling the syringe by hand. I would typically take about 5 or 6 shots a day. Now I have an insulin pump that’s attached to me 24 hours a day. I attach it with a needle to a new place every 4 days or so. I have a remote control that tells it what to do. I keep the whole thing in my pocket with a tube leading under my clothes.
Note: I’m always asked if an insulin pump does things automatically. Answer: I wish. It is delivery only. I have to “close the loop.” There are currently no publicly available closed-loop systems that automatically test blood sugar AND deliver insulin. Not yet.
Here’s where the analogy gets interesting. Remember in the analogy we are flying from L.A. to New York, except we only get to check our altitude seven times. And, we only get to change altitude (take insulin) less than ten times. But, when I check my blood sugar, I’m actually seeing the past. I’m seeing a reading of what my blood sugar was 15 minutes ago. And, when I take insulin, it doesn’t start lowering my blood sugar for at least 30 minutes.
Now, imagine yourself in that plane with an altimeter that shows you the altitude 15 minutes in the past, and a yoke that changes the altitude – but when you press on the yoke, your altitude won’t change for a half-hour. It would be a challenging trip.
Kind of reminds one of the delays in controlling the Mars Rover by remote, eh? This is what Type I diabetes is like. It’s a daily “chasing of one’s tail.” This is why I prefer to eat at Subway when I’m in NYC or SFO. It’s consistent. I can count on it. I know how much insulin to take for a Steak & Cheese. Believe me, I’d love to eat new kinds of food every time I visit a new city, but I’d have to discover how much insulin to take and that’s and exhausting series of calculations and trial & error.
Scott Hanselman is a former professor, former Chief Architect in finance, now speaker, consultant, father, diabetic, and Microsoft employee. I am a failed stand-up comic, a cornrower, and a book author.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my employer's view in any way.