Here's a clever service from the makers of 43 Folders (a favorite getting things done site), it's http://www.thanksno.com.
It's a friendly one page site that you would send to that friend, family member, or co-worker who sends you chain letters, jokes, pictures, videos, or other crap.
I think it's a pretty clever idea. I'm not sure what Miss Manners would think about it, but it feels reasonable from a netiquette point of view.
I seem to remember a number of other "one page sites" that were basically brochures presenting one point of view or the other.
Here's the few I remember:
Scott at DevReach in Bulgaria in October
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TechDays/DevDays Netherlands and Belgium:
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