Scott Hanselman

Goodhewisms...

July 10, '03 Comments [0] Posted in Musings
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These are great...I had to collect them in one place for my own personal posterity.  Tony is a very cool guy.

  • (responding to a situation that Tony thought was unlikely to occur): "...there's also a finite and infinitesimal chance that due to quantum tunneling we could all fall straight through this floor."
  • "Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?" (as another way to say "Is the sky blue?")
  • "Drinking is like quantum theory - you can either know how many drinks you had, or what you drank, but not both."
  • To Mike Kass (and countless others in the past, I'm sure): "Mike, everyone has something to bring to this meeting--you should bring silence
  • "A gunshot wound is nature's way of telling you that your camouflage isn’t working”

About Scott

Scott Hanselman is a former professor, former Chief Architect in finance, now speaker, consultant, father, diabetic, and Microsoft employee. He is a failed stand-up comic, a cornrower, and a book author.

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