These are great...I had to collect them in one place for my own personal posterity. Tony is a very cool guy.
- (responding to a situation that Tony thought was unlikely to occur): "...there's also a finite and infinitesimal chance that due to quantum tunneling we could all fall straight through this floor."
- "Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?" (as another way to say "Is the sky blue?")
- "Drinking is like quantum theory - you can either know how many drinks you had, or what you drank, but not both."
- To Mike Kass (and countless others in the past, I'm sure): "Mike, everyone has something to bring to this meeting--you should bring silence
"A gunshot wound is nature's way of telling you that your camouflage isnt working